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i cybered on omegle today
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
You: ya
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
Stranger: wait
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
Your conversation partner has disconnected.
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what if someone called your phone, whispered your url and then hung up
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July 2012
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forgottenbirdseedshirt: same
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nickofnintendo: that moment in Animal Crossing where you see a bug/fish but you don’t have a fishing rod/net
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plot twist: your askbox is full
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then-illteachmyself-tofly: Selena Gomez is nominated for best female video for her sorry ass flop song. 
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Ok Ill stop.. gnight…
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Ugh.. I just wanna be your perfect boyfriend. Why cant I? Youre so perfect for me. I wish you could give me a chance
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Oh...
It apparently comes out today, awks.. They probably didnt upload it yet
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Does anyone know why Spirit Indestructible isnt on itunes to buy? Like the video is on there but not the actual song.. Please help I really wanna get it :’(
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i-married-josh-balz: pizzaforpresident: orange-is-orange: rrobbedd: omg this did not actually happen :o I’M LAUGHING SO HARD FAKING SHAT AP. 
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b-baka-its-not-like-i: when you see the typo right as you click ‘create post’
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